there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv
Meet Sterling, the first officially announced Fable Legends hero!
I wanted to do a more realistic picture of him compared to my more cartoonish ones.
I’m not sure what brought about this image. I was thinking Cicero might be rather saddened to come across a physical reminder of the Jester he assassinated, the very same that led to his eventual, shall we say… psychosis?
Please sir/ma’am. I am crying now, why did you do this ;’(
Because I’m evil
me during a test
I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE
when i have celebrity crushes i dont even want them to love me or date me or anything i just want to talk about them all the time
how do people with dicks know that they don’t want to have their dicks shoved through a meat grinder if they’ve never done it before????????
if you were a type of cheese you would be edamn
that was a cheesy pick up line
do you have any idea what time it is young lady
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
turn me on by telling me how great my taste in music is
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?