Sanity is over-rated.

versacepromises:

there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv

thedeadhamster:

Meet Sterling, the first officially announced Fable Legends hero!

esuerc:

liliththemad:

esuerc:

I wanted to do a more realistic picture of him compared to my more cartoonish ones.
I’m not sure what brought about this image. I was thinking Cicero might be rather saddened to come across a physical reminder of the Jester he assassinated, the very same that led to his eventual, shall we say… psychosis? 

Please sir/ma’am. I am crying now, why did you do this ;’(

Because I’m evil

esuerc:

liliththemad:

esuerc:

I wanted to do a more realistic picture of him compared to my more cartoonish ones.

I’m not sure what brought about this image. I was thinking Cicero might be rather saddened to come across a physical reminder of the Jester he assassinated, the very same that led to his eventual, shall we say… psychosis?

Please sir/ma’am. I am crying now, why did you do this ;’(

Because I’m evil

vagisodium:

me during a test

image

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

roryomalley:

when i have celebrity crushes i dont even want them to love me or date me or anything i just want to talk about them all the time

how do asexuals know they don't want to have sex if they've never done it before?
Anonymous

theangryviolinist:

how do people with dicks know that they don’t want to have their dicks shoved through a meat grinder if they’ve never done it before????????

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

if you were a type of cheese you would be edamn

that was a cheesy pick up line 

get out 

shuckl:

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

shuckl:

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

cespur:

amazing

cespur:

amazing

defekait:

turn me on by telling me how great my taste in music is

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?